Hunting News

Arrest over swan killings
By Staff reporter
A 16-YEAR-OLD from Widnes has been arrested, questioned and bailed over the deaths of a number of birds.
It follows the discovery of a fourth dead swan on Spike Island, West Bank, in recent weeks.
If anyone has sold, given, lent or sold a gun to anyone recently or if you know anyone with a gun, contact the police.
Swans are the property of the Queen and it is illegal to kill them.

If you have any information, call Cheshire Police on 0151 4247431 or call Crimestoppers on 0800555111.

There's not a lot going on in Widnes, at least there wasn't last time I was there. A shithole of a town which owes it's existense to the chemical industry, I remember it mostly for it's smell. It's been suggested that the town has been occupied since the Stone Age. The behaviour of citizens like the young gentleman mentioned above suggest that it is still a society of hunter gatherers, although it appears the boy may have been killing for the sport of it, unlike this ungrateful cunt who at least admitted it and wasn't afraid to tell his true feelings. Hopefully the fucker has since been deported.

Can we blame the young man for shooting the swan? There is a distinct lack of opportunity in the Widnes area for enthusiastic youngsters to practice their hobby. I would suggest practicing on each other as that would also solve the problem of overpopulation in that neck of the woods, but sadly that is also illegal.

As a child, I was never allowed a gun, and instead had to satisfy my desire to kill things by mixing tiny lead fishing weights in with my brothers hamster food. We fed him hamster food as he was a picky eater and we couldn't afford bacon. Unfortunately it must take a lot of tiny lead weights to kill a human 'cause the fucker wouldn't die and my Dad was getting suspicious about the missing fishing tackle. I started throwing bricks at passing high speed trains instead, much more fun. I will tell you about that another time.