You've Had A Rough Night When.....

The only way anyone can identify your body is by your deformed big toe.......

This little piggy got fucked up

Bleeeuuurrgghh! That's worse than those ads for toenail fungus. The ones where they show a big toenail that looks like a cornflake. The kind Old Knudsen probably has on both feet.

This one belonged to a Snow Cone salesman sho got his head bashed in by two girls with rocks after he allegedly put a curse on one of them. It's a fucked up story that can be found here.