Yawn....
I've got a bit of a headache this morning, not had much sleep either so I forgive me if I am a bit cranky and take out my frustrations on some minority group or other as it's more than likely all their fault. Let's see, where is my checklist....? Ah! Here it is:
- The Welsh - Done & done.
- The Iranians - Done to death.
- The Israelis - Not finished with those bastards yet.
- Scousers - Done.
- Soft southern shites (possibly including Brummies) - Will never be done with them.
- Canadians - Not worthy of my time.
- The Gays - Perfect.....
Like a trip to Disneyland for Graham Norton
It is called "Any Dream Will Do" and having never seen the show, I can't comment on the quality other than to say it has to be utter shite and possibly one of the gayest things I have ever seen and I have seen things which would have made Freddie Mercury blush. If there are any bum pirates reading this, don't worry lads. I'm a lover not a hater, well okay, maybe not a lover in your case but definitely not a hater. Let's say I am a tolerater shall we? Yes.
The premise of the show is to cast the lead role in a new production of Joseph And His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat with Graham in the role of an even gayer Ryan Seacrest and Webber playing the part of an "out" Simon Cowell. I can think of few things I would rather do less than spend an evening watching this. According to the BBC website, only 100 boys made it to the London callbacks of which 50 were chosen to enter 'Joseph School' were they were taught singing, dancing, mincing around and who knows what else by 'celebrity mentors' such as the not at all gay Jason Donovan.
I'm not much of Bible reader, but I'm pretty sure that is says something in there about God not caring for the gays, right after the bit about how he loves lezzies and threesome's are okay as long as the lads' balls don't touch (if they touch it becomes a sin). Anyway, I suppose what I am saying is that I don't really hold with all that nonsense but having chosen not to be gay it is rather confusing to me why anyone would choose to BE gay, but it's your life I suppose so go for it.
Anyway, back to the show..... It could just be me but doesn't it seem like the point of this show is really not to cast a Joseph but to cast new boyfriends for Graham Norton and Andrew Lloyd Webber but definitely not Jason Donovan?
And have you seen Andrew Lloyd Webber lately?
The only man who looks WORSE than
his Spitting Image puppet....
The premise of the show is to cast the lead role in a new production of Joseph And His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat with Graham in the role of an even gayer Ryan Seacrest and Webber playing the part of an "out" Simon Cowell. I can think of few things I would rather do less than spend an evening watching this. According to the BBC website, only 100 boys made it to the London callbacks of which 50 were chosen to enter 'Joseph School' were they were taught singing, dancing, mincing around and who knows what else by 'celebrity mentors' such as the not at all gay Jason Donovan.
I'm not much of Bible reader, but I'm pretty sure that is says something in there about God not caring for the gays, right after the bit about how he loves lezzies and threesome's are okay as long as the lads' balls don't touch (if they touch it becomes a sin). Anyway, I suppose what I am saying is that I don't really hold with all that nonsense but having chosen not to be gay it is rather confusing to me why anyone would choose to BE gay, but it's your life I suppose so go for it.
Anyway, back to the show..... It could just be me but doesn't it seem like the point of this show is really not to cast a Joseph but to cast new boyfriends for Graham Norton and Andrew Lloyd Webber but definitely not Jason Donovan?
And have you seen Andrew Lloyd Webber lately?
The only man who looks WORSE thanhis Spitting Image puppet....
8 comments:
*hopes you fall in love with a gay Canuck*
I really don't know what to say except Graham Norton
was good in father ted but after that hes a twat.
A tolerater that sounds about right I mean I don't want to kill the jews and niggers but i will say hello to them, the slavs can fuck off to hel.
I am sure Andrew Lloyd Webber's father had a sordid affair with David Guests mother. There can't be more than one man capable of spreading such nasty genes.
Graham Norton is a sweetie, I wonder does he need a Fag Hag ?
You're... northern? What the fuck did I ever see in you Waring?
Wondering what you got against Brummies in particular...
*humming innocently*
John Prescott reminds me of Eddie Waring. Perhaps because Prescott is fat, a bit loud, and mostly useless. You could argue that the job of deputy PM is similar to that of running the marathon on 'It's a Knockout'. IE fucking boring for all concerned, a kind of filler which gave the nation a chance to go out to the kitchen and make a cup of tea and a bacon sandwich.
Mind you, that presenter, what was his name, stuart hall or something. Wanker.
and yet the ladyboys find you strangely attractive...
MJ - Lots to choose from I hear.
Knudsen - I forgot about those filthy Slavs.
Ellie - I wonder does he need a Fag Hag ?
......Like he needs another TV show
Milky - I guarantee that if shake the branches of your family tree you will discover that you are one of the results of a secret liaison between your Great Great Grandfather and Elsie the poor Northern lass he employed as a laundry girl.
Twindowlicker - Being located in what amounts to "no-mans land", the Midlands is neither North or South, it is hard to trust them. They are the French of The British Isles.
42 - Welcome to my Beanbag. I assume you are referring to the rather more famous and infinitely more dead former television personality? I think that Mr. Waring would have made a fine PM, and as for Stuart Hall, yes he is a pretentious wanker but have you ever heard him as a football commentator on the radio? He is priceless, give yourself a treat and listen in...
1stN - It's the accent. Philippine ladyboys can't get enough of it. I also just happen to be devastatingly handsome, charming and witty. I don't blame them.
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