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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Undercover Jew

Inmate fighting for kosher meals

ST. LOUIS - A Missouri inmate once labeled a white supremacist is fighting for his right to be served kosher meals in prison.

Norman Lee Toler, serving a 10-year sentence for statutory rape, insists he is Jewish despite guards at an Illinois penitentiary catching him with photos of Adolf Hitler and white supremacist literature. He also has several white supremacist tattoos, including a fresh "SS," the name of a Nazi unit.

Toler argued in federal court that his soul will be in jeopardy if he is forced to eat nonkosher food.

In the lawsuit, Toler said prison officials repeatedly denied his requests for kosher food, violating federal law and his constitutional right of religious expression.

Missouri Department of Corrections spokesman Brian Hauswirth said the state might have to change the policy for verifying inmates' religious preferences - they currently do it by checking a box - if Toler wins the case.

They should give it to him, just the nasty stuff though. See how soon he gets sick of a diet consisting solely of Gefilte Fish, Borscht and Matzo Ball Soup with the smell of bacon wafting in from the prison kitchen.

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7 comments:

The Mistress said...

Let's have a look below your borscht belt.

ellie said...

Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Boom tish!!!!

Old Knudsen said...

Let liberals and families feed the criminals then we'll see a drop in crime and criminals, yep 1800's British justice.

marky said...

Serve Rocky Mountain Oysters every day three times a day.

The Mistress said...

Jew coming back to us soon, Eddie?

DirtyBitchSociety said...

Now that's comedy, ladies and germs! Gefilte fish is pretty rotten tasting. I do like a good Matzo Ball though, if it's made right and maybe even some mish mash but tell 'em to quit faking the funk, huh?

Bock the Robber said...

Don't be too surprised at Jewish Nazis.

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