My Arse

Well over at The Infomaniac, dirty old MJ has been soliciting pictures of blokes arses under the thin veil of an online beauty pageant type thing. We all know that is just a red herring and she wants them for her own, shall we say, viewing pleasure. I felt sorry for her though and submitted mine anyway (as did Old Knudsen) and for those of you not lucky enough to have visited MJ's blog, you should. Some people have complained that it is pornography, I prefer to think of it as smut as there aren't enough pictures of naked ladies for it to be porn.

Anyway, Mrs. Waring caught me standing at the computer, pants round my ankles while attempting to take a picture of my arse for MJ. The look of distaste on her face indicated that not only was this exactly what it looked like (me taking a picture of my arse) but that she did not approve and that she also suspected that other more sordid activities were about to take place. She started to back away from me with a scowl which suggested she may be off to call her mother and/or a divorce lawyer so I thought it best to try and explain. Also, I was having trouble getting the lighting and the angle right and really needed another pair of hands to assist. Asking our 6 year old daughter to help Daddy take a picture of his bum was probably not acceptable, so it would have to be the wife. Reluctantly and with an edgy silence, she agreed, handed me the camera and walked away shaking her head.

So here, for your consideration, is my hairy white arse.

Fuzzy, like a peach. You all owe me a tenner.