Heartless Bastards

Some cunt stole somebody's wheelchair and dumped it round the corner from our house. It's a despicable act which I find amusing cause they took the front wheels off before they dumped it. Maybe it was a final "Fuck You" to the owner or maybe they just needed the wheels for something else like a go-cart. It's also possible that they themselves had a similar wheelchair that needed new front wheels, perhaps due to a broken bearing or something, and stole this one with the intent of using it's wheels as replacements for theirs. Maybe they operate a wheelchair chop shop. If that's the case I don't know why they didn't take the back wheels, the rubber looked to be in good condition. The only part of the chair that didn't look usable was the seat. It had a big stain on it suggesting the owner may have shit themselves once or twice.

I should call the Midnight Mission down on Skid Row so they can tell that paraplegic lad who got dumped by the hospital the other day to come and pick it up. I should probably mention that he will need to bring some wheels, a spanner and a tin of 3 in 1.