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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Stamp Collecting

It's not that surprising that only British citizens were honoured on pre-independance Nigerian postage stamps. We are, of course, God's chosen people.
Only after independance did Nigeria find the cajones to put their own idols on their stamps and banknotes.
I have some stamps depicting locals throwing sticks at a giraffe which I am willing to trade for a pack of pornographic playing cards.
Please email me if you are interested.

6 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

I will happily trade you a completely shite Weed Whacker from Sears. It is like new, as it never worked to begin with, and had a 2-year warranty, though it will cost you $75 for their service center to look at it and determine if why it won't work is covered under their warranty. It cost almost as much as your water heater.

If you're ever up for throwing bricks in Sears' windows, let me know.

Eddie Waring said...

We can meet, under cover of darkness, at the Sears of your choice. Give me plenty notice so I can have a big stinking shite ready to leave in their doorway.

Anonymous said...

I have pornographic playing cards of a specialist nature - portraying felching and rhubarb whipping. Interested??

Eddie Waring said...

We have a deal my friend. I can't wait to see the Mother-in-Law's face when she pops round for a game of Whist.

Anonymous said...

I've got a load of stamps with Helen Mirren on them.

Must be celebrating her recent BAFTA.

Any use?

Eddie Waring said...

Only if she's showing her tat's. She has a cracking pair for an auld lass.